Plot Summary Remix
Posted: April 26th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Creative, Funny | Tags: film, Funny, remix | No Comments »Plot summaries are given a new twist. There’s a whole load more here
300:
Gays kill blacks.
ALIENS:
An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN:
Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:
Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BREWSTER’S MILLIONS:
Black man abuses line of credit.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY:
Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
DELIVERANCE:
Tourists experience local hospitality.
GONE WITH THE WIND:
Rich, white slave owner enjoys getting raped, miscarries.
GOOD WILL HUNTING:
Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.
ROCKY:
White man beats black man.
SE7EN:
Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:
Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
THE CRYING GAME:
Hairdresser bonds with client.
THE GOONIES:
Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.
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